"Room for cream?"

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If I say "yes," I’ll lose 3 inches of coffee, effectively paying for a Small in a Medium cup. If I say "no," they’ll fill until the meniscus of the liquid rises about the rim of the cup, and I have to attend Cirque du Soleil’s training camp in Montreal to navigate the hot cup of death back to my office. Why is it that these days, every option is always the extreme option?
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